Liquid (gel?) gold!

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/06/2020 at 17:10 • Filed to: None

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This eensy beensy teeny tiny widdle bottle of hand sanitizer was part of the employer swag bags at the George Mason University career fair back what seems like ages ago, but was actually mid-February. I found it cleaning out my trunk. Now it’s going to last me like maybe 2-3 whole grocery trips. Score!

P.S. Yes it really is that tiny. W hile   my hands are noticeably larger than Donald Trump’s, they’re only a bit above average size for an adult male human.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Textured Soy Protein
04/06/2020 at 17:18

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I have turned my R&D lab into a bootleg hand sanitizer operation. I am hailed as both a rogue and a hero for doing so. I’m making some hand sanitizer......This is what we’ve come to.....


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
04/06/2020 at 17:25

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So, I get that IPA is the sanitizing part...but what do you use for the gel?  


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Textured Soy Protein
04/06/2020 at 17:28

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I’m still waiting for Scotch distillery to make a peated hand sanitizer.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein
04/06/2020 at 17:30

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My daughter had two Germ-X 8 oz pumps the school gave her at the start of the year.  She brought them home while she still could.  We had a pretty good stock at it was, but I’ve been apportioning between pumps and other little containers to keep in both cars, in the desk, etc.  Really, I was doing that before because sanitizer is important for road trips, but now I’m doing it more systematically.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > 404 - User No Longer Available
04/06/2020 at 17:33

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One of my good friends owns a distilling company, they did thier own and included a bottle with every order. So if you’ve got the $$ for your own brand of whiskey, gin etc... They’ll make you a batch and give you a hand sanitizer  and cleaning spray!


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > PyramidHat
04/06/2020 at 17:44

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You don’t. You add some glycerin to help keep hands from drying out, but it will be very liquidy afterwards. The gelling agent for ethyl alcohol doesn’t work on IPA and adds price and time to the manufacturing process. 


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > 404 - User No Longer Available
04/06/2020 at 17:48

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There’s whiskey distillery near me that converted all their production capacity over to sanitizer they’re selling at cost.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-pay-rent-while-we039re-making-hand-sanitizer


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Textured Soy Protein
04/06/2020 at 17:51

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I highly doubt Diageo is willing to do that...


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
04/06/2020 at 17:56

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TIL!